A redneck(Crock1) was stopped by a game wardenand was asked if he had a license to catch the fish he had in his cooler.
The redneck said "Nope, these is my pets!"
the warden asked "Pets?"
The redneck said "Yep, every evening i take my pet fish down to the lake and let them swim around a bit. When I'm ready to go I just whistle and they all jump in the cooler and I take them home!"
The warden says "No way, you're lying."
The redneck says "Honest Mr. Government man. come on I'll show yeah!"
The warden says "All right, this I gotta see".
So they go down to the lake and the redneck pours the fish out into the lake and the
warden says "Now, make those fish jump back into the cooler"
the redneck says, "What Fish?"
is that true?
YES :shifty
is that true?
Absolutely! It's on the internet isn't it? :rolleyes
lol :dots
