Joke of the day

>> > > The Blue Pigeon.
>> > >
>> > > The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of
>> > pigeons
>> > > in
>> > > Phoenix
>& gt; > >
>> > > He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of
>> > Phoenix
>> was
>> > > full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the
>> > > sidewalks,
>> > > or drive on the roads.
>> > >
>> > > It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks
>> clean.
>> > >
>> > > One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a
>> > > proposition.
>> > >
>> > > "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons
>> > without
>> > > any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any
>> questions.
>> > > ;
>> > > Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question."
>> > >
>> > > The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the
>> > free
>> > > proposition.
>> > >
>> > > The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall,
>> > opened
>> his
>> > > coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the
>> > > air
>> and
>> > > flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.
>> > >
>> > > All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and
>> > gathered up
>> in
>> > > the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the
>> > > blue
>> > > pigeon
>> > > as she flew southward out of the city.
>> > >
>> > > The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to
>> > the
>> man
>> > > atop City Hall.
>> > >
>> > > Th e Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue
>> pigeon
>> > > had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the
>> > > plague
>> of
>> > > pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,
>> > > the
>> > > mayor
>> > > presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man
>> > > that,
>> > > indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had
>> > > agreed
>> to
>> > > no
>> > > fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the
>> > > $1
>> > > million just to get to ask ONE question.
>> > >
>> > > The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his
>> > ONE
>> > > question.
>> > >
>> > > Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon

>> > led
>> > > all
>> > > the pigeons away?
>> > >
>> > > Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the
>> > pigeons
>> > > went?
>> > >
>> > > Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue
>> > > pigeon?
>> > >
>> > > Nooooooo!
>> > >
>> > > This will get a smile out of you!
>> > >
>> > > The mayor asked:
>> > >
>> > > "Do you have a blue Mexican?"