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bodysnatcher
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2 to $3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do. How do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."

Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ."

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john l
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😆 😆

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Cr0ck1 (Beagler)
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nice.. but carlos is not a mexican name. but funny.

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GoodOyster
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nice.. but carlos is not a mexican name. but funny.

Don't tell Carlos Santana and Carlos Slim Helu!

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Iluv2hunt
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Oh boy 🙄

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