Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!
In this morning's news, Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's proposal to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars
worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management
team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
N.A.S.C.A.R. non athletic sport centered around rednecks
N.A.S.C.A.R. non athletic sport centered around rednecks
Go drive a stock car 500 miles and get back to me :wacko
lighten up, no disrespect intended, I'm sure it's grueling, and I'd love the chance to drive one cross country gumball rally style.
Racing puts me to sleep,I just can't watch much anymore since Earndhart died. Also Jeff Gordon is a FAG big time. Don't let his super hot,super model wife fool ya. Jimmy Johnson is another FAG.
