THE TOP 20 PHRASES YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
20. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
19. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
18. Duct tape won't fix that.
17. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
16. We don't keep firearms in this house.
15. Crank up the Michael Buble!
14. No kids or dogs in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
13. Hacksaw Jim Duggan sucks.
12. No thanks on the biscuits and gravy, Durrell, I’m watching my weight.
11. Oh how I adore each and every one of these cuddly cats!
10. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
9. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
8. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
7. French Vanilla for my Latte Grande, por favor.
6. The tires on that truck are simply too big.
5. I scored two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl, boys!
4. Checkmate.
3. You know, I don't believe I've seen this episode of "Hee Haw."
2. You guys
1. Of course we can take our Saturday stroll now, baby, it’s only football.
Got any more???
21. Those Yankee drivers sure know what they're doing.
22. Can't wait to work on the Obama re-election campaign!
23. Honey, I'm out of black socks!
24. I've got too many guns.
25. You can't fry that!
Now now we don't say CHECKMATE but , When the atheist Englishmen at work brags about being a chess champion. We crush in less than 10 moves and just smile and walk away.
Yes we had to play again he got a little better about 20 moves.
26. Go Notre Dame!!!
I'm buying a satellite dish for my double wide so I can watch the Yankees.
