Amen, brother
You know you're a redneck when someone yells "Hoedown" and your girl hits the floor!
No seriously, my first trip from college to visit my girlfriends (now wife) family consisted of a stop at her cousins wedding. After the wedding we followed my Father in Law in his van to their house. On the 3 hour trip we were going down the highway and I see a deer go running across the road, and I say to my GF "There goes the first deer.. " knowing that when you see one, you see more...(any redneck knows that!) Well my Father in Law tags the second one and trashes the radiator on his van. Now this was 20 minutes from home, and remember.. we left the wedding and drove straight home, so my Father in Law is still in his best pants, shoes, shirt and tie that he wore in the wedding. The tow truck driver pulls up to get the van, and lends my father in law his pocket knife so he could gut the deer. He does this, they throw the deer on the tow truck, and off they go... Now you are probably thinking to yourself "big deal, not anything I wouldn't of done", and you would be right.... But how do I know I was going to be marrying into a serious redneck family?? That redneck didn't get a single drop of blood on his best pants, shoes, shirt or tie!! Beat that!
