Well im a converted redneck. I have looked at the things i have done recently and have come to the conclusion that im pretty much redneck. Now im from jersey origionally but when i talk to my friends and i tell them whats going on in my life they all say "dam boy you are redneck" and im like i dont understand what you mean.. Well i do now..
Ways i figured out im redneck.
-When you have a pickup truck with Fish stickers on it.
-When your pickup has fishing pole holders built onto it.
-When you have a gun rack in your pickup.
-When theres a gun on the gun rack!.. lol
-When you ask for a thermocell for christmas.
-When you have at least 500 square inches of camo somewhere in or on your pickup.
-When ever you get a phone call you are either fishing or hunting.
-When you have a crashd bumper and you just leave it that way cause you need to save money for next wekeends hunt.
-When you go into someones house they have a tree stand sitting folded up somewhere in a cornor.
-When people come over you have to close the door to your gun safe.
-You slip on a empty brass cartridge and almost fall and break your arm. But you break the fall by falling on the camo backpack on the floor.
-When your own wife calles you a redneck
-WHen all your winterjackets, are in real tree camo.
-Any time you reach in your closet its hard not to grab something thats not camo.
-You have a fishing hook on your hat.
-All of your hats!
-You keep a loaded gun in your car with you.. No counting the rifle on the gun rack in back of you.
-You like the smell of smoke from a campfire on your camo geat so you dont wash them til needed.
-YOu own a pair of camo boots in real tree or mossy oak.
-Everytime you drive pass a body of water you look for a fish jumping.
-And if you stop to look or fish its worst.. lol
-YOu shop for everythinga at wallmart. (food, hunting, fishing, clothing,ect)
-Your online in walmart and in the cart there is: baked beans, diapers, lures, orange juice, thermocell, cake, ice cream, cast net, deodorant and an air mattress.
This stuff is true.. If anyone wants to add to it go ahead.. these are the things i noticed about me..
You know you are a redneck when you clean the dash of your pick up truck off and find last years spam and cheese sandwich that you were warming up after a deer hunt.
And you relise how much a redneck you are when you warm it back up for this years hunt!!!!!!
You buy your wife fishing gear for Christmas (and she doesn't fish)
If dumpster diving behind a sporting goods store is considered a "hot date."
If you have gotten your fishing gear from anyone else's garbage pile.
If you have the philosophy that all things can be fixed with WD40 or duct tape. (If it moves and shouldn't, duct tape. If its not moving and should, WD40)
Ok here are a few of mine.
You know you are a redneck when you get stuck in the mudd and your friends take your picture...........................
