Guts or Balls

Guts or Balls. There is a
> medical distinction.
> We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but
> do you really know the difference between them?
> In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
> listed below:
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
> guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
> having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
> or are you flying somewhere?"
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
> guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
> slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
> "You're next, Chubby."
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
> Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
> Both result in death.
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