No flip flops or follies will distract ole saint nick...
I think ole man Santa is starting to get sick...
Watching and waiting to see what will be...
He asks why Carlos an Kyle are up in that tree...
Well I put the beer down ,now it's Morgan and Coke,I need my head clear as I fire off on some folks. What gun should I use for snakes someone asked,will it hurt if they bite me on top of my ass?
Santa was bringing feeders and corn but he was shocked and dismayed by gay treestand porn, Santa said this is not what i expected from a guided hog trip to see two men in a stand joined at the hip. One man jumped up with a crash and a clatter the other one looked up to see what's the matter.The man said Santa it's not how it looks with his head in my lap he was real tired he was takin a nap........
as i sit in my stand, real early in the morn....
i hear this loud crash as loud as a horn.......
i lift up my gun, and hope its not a fawn........
I look up and see some one stealing my corn.....
I look really close and see this huge being......
donning a pink g string, in the woods just there peeing.....
i yell to this man "are you crazy or you just a nut?'
I take a closer look and its Iluv2hunt.........
