Bored....

Anybody else hearin banjo music?

will somebody please come get the 4 stoned drunks outta my living room? they have been there for 2 days causing a ruckus and i dont feel all that well and im trying to sleep. the reward is a pat on the back for the first one that succeeds at the task :toast

Get a big cast iron skillet, that will do the trick

You know Ladies, in Texas, there is an old law still on the books. A wife can legally kill her husband with a cast iron skillet as long as it is behind the kitchen door...

To death due us part, taken seriously. :nono Some of the old laws need to be redone or abolished