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Papa_J
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OK you wanna talk bored, Ive had nothing to eat but protien powder, water, jello and broth for 8 days.my doc this am says I'm still not acidotic which normaly takes 48 hrs and if I don't become acidotic by fri ,I get to stay on the diet another week until surg can be rescheduled. if I was in a life boat I'd have gone cannibal already. so to top it off the old lady says since after surg you can only lift 15 lbs for a while why don't you do all those landscaping jobs you said you wanted to do next winter ( when it's cool ) and orders 3 yards of mulch to be delivered today, and treats me to a new wheelbarrow ( how thoughtfull ), our 10 yr anniversary is tomorrow and I can't afford anything but a card and flowers, so I guess my heat stroke/heart attack is the gift shes realy lookin for.and can't hunt cuz I wouldn't be able to drag or eat it anyway.

Nacho, you know, a life insurance check is the new 10yr anniv present that all the wives are wanting. 🙂

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Papa_J
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Just be careful. Ur boat might get rammed by the Steve Irwin if they mistake her for a humpback.

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nachogrande
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scallop diving?

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nachogrande
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no probs at all HB. the way I dish it out I gotta be able to take it too, don't mind at all. can't eat but I can still bust onions.

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john l
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i use a shopping bag, I put a shopping bag on my feet before i put on high boots cause it makes it easy to slip them off.. thats the only reason..

LMAO you do what?

I put on my socks, then take a small white (walmart shopping bag) and put it over my sock then put the snake boots or mudd boots on.. It helps your feel slip out of the boot faster when taking them off.

That must make your feet hot as hell!!!

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