What about a dress and make-up. Maybe a blonde wig?
What about a dress and make-up. Maybe a blonde wig?
just shave your legs and put on skin so soft with your daisy duke shorts lol :cheers
No leave the dress and make up alone, some of the members might get the wrong idea. But are you going to Mo. for the
Food Festivals
Olean, Missouri, Goes Balls-Out for Turkey TesticlesBy Robin Wheeler, Thursday, May. 27 2010 @ 1:14PMComments (2) Categories: Food Festivals
Olean, Missouri, is a tiny town with a lot of balls.
Located near the Lake of the Ozarks (four miles northeast of Eldon off Highway 87), the village (pop. 157) will host the 17th annual Olean Testicle Festival on Saturday, June 5. The event's sponsored by the town and the Olean Jaycees a community-service organization.
The Eldon chapter of Future Farmers of America assists with testicle prep.
What, you ask, does "testicle prep" entail?
How does cleaning, butterflying, buttermilk-marinating, breading and frying a ton of turkey testicles grab ya?
Olean Jaycees treasurer Gayle Bledsoe describes the the delicacy that results:
"A lot of people compare them to fried chicken or tenderloin," says she.
(Fried chicken or tenderloin? That cuts a pretty wide swath through the animal-protein food group, n'est çe pas?)
"They're prepared like chicken, but they're a lot richer and fill you up a lot faster."
A former Jaycees president got the idea when he saw a testicle festival in another state. He thought it was funny and decided to start the Olean event in 1992. Since then the event has slowly grown, thanks to vague billboards scattered throughout central Missouri, and word of mouth.
The festival takes over the entire town, filling the streets with testicle tasters, bikers, a beer garden and less ballsy food vendors. This year's festival begins at 11 a.m. on Saturday, June 5. Admission is $5 for anyone over age twelve, plus food costs. Arrive early if you want to sample the testicles; they tend to run out by midafternoon.
I'll take skeeters any day of the week, compared to the damn yeller flies I had to endure all weekend
I heard if you wear panty hose they won't bite ya. :clap
Ill take the sketters :nono
I had a friend over this weekend, He woulda laughed me off the planet had I done that. Ill wait till he's not around
seriously, I've heard of wearing pantyhose under waders to stay warm. and was thinking of trying some knee high stockings to help get into some tight mud boots.
...Or do like Carlos does and put garbage sacks on your feet
