Bored....

Sittin in my office upstairs, I hear a noise outside...
Look out the window and here is this lady in a shiny cadillac, pulled up in the street in front of my house outside the car with a big old ugly dog. Dog is in a 3-point stance taking a big dump in my front yard.
I grab my shoes and fly down stairs, outside..and she is driving off...

20 thousand streets in Lutz, Florida and she has to pick my yard randomly to let her dog crap in. Man I wish I knew where she lived. I would go pull my britches down and crap in HER yard

Dang dude,if you play your banjo to that it would make a great tune. I really thought that was the lyrics to a country song.

still cant find out whos dog is crapping on front of my mailbox.. step in it sometimes getting the mail..

Set a game cam in the front yard

i need a infared one.. when i can afford one ill get one. you know how my neighborhood is.. it will have to be out in the open.. cant really hide it..