Lawnmower,I wish I had some grass to mow.Everything I have is brown or dead. My orange tree I got my wife for Christmas is dead from the freeze,my butterfly garden froze to death. I'm gonna plant some winter rye again next year,I hate not having any thing green.
It was more of a leaf-mulching job than a mowing job. Grass has started to green back up a bit in the last week, but not much. The back yard stayed fairly green thru the winter. Maybe its from all the hogs we skinned back there this year
So I get up and cook breakfast.
Biscuits n gravy n sausage biscuits.
I go tell my wife breakfast is gonna be on the table in 5 minutes.So it gets ready, me and mom eat, I read the whole newspaper, still n wife. So I put everything in containers, put in fridge, and clean kitchen up. Still no wife. She finally comes down stairs and says "where's breakfast?"
Told her in the damn fridge. Tired of waiting on herNow she won't talk to me, so Im gonna go crank the lawnmower :no
A man after my own heart! A couple of weeks ago we had a family reunion. I planned to leave at 11am for the hour drive up to Lithia. At 9:30 I was cooking some black-eyed pea chili to take to the reunion when my wife comes in and says she's going to the YMCA to swim and shower. I remind her I wanted to leave at 11am, she said "ok, I'll be back". So 11am comes, she ain't back. I gave her 10 more minutes (was feeling more generous than usual), then hopped in the truck and headed north! She called 5 minutes later, I let voicemail get it. After 22 years, she knows better. I just wish I could figure out the part where she gets so upset she won't talk to me. I'd like to maintain that situation at least 4 days a week!
AAHHHH being single......!
