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Iluv2hunt
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No wonder Skunk Ape has been acting so weird lately.....
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Thursday, May 13, 2010 17:10 GMT
OCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Bigfoot mating season is underway in the Florida Everglades and the furry, horny creature is out for blood.

Dave Shealy, an RV park owner in Ochopee, Florida, is the leading researcher of the Skunk Ape, Bigfoot’s “smaller, smellier cousin.”

He says there are seven to nine Skunk Apes currently living in the Everglades and right now is the best time to spot one because it’s their mating season.

Lately, he’s heard lots of campers report strange sounds coming from the swamps. He figures it’s the Skunk Ape’s mating call, which sounds like a low-pitched dove cooing.

Though Skunk Apes are generally shy, Shealy says women on their periods should be careful when hiking the area because the cryptoids are attracted to the scent of menstruation.

They’re also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”

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Skunk Ape
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I just happen to know that there are a few more than that down there.Also some in Hernando and the Panhandle.I also can tell you we don't make dove cooing noises,we roar and grow like lions and tigers getting it on. :taz :taz :taz :taz

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I saw some thing at richloam during turkey season. It was grey, 6-7 feet tall. saw it going thru the trees. from one of those mud holes on north side of 50. I think what ever it was had been getting a drink and I spooked it when I drove up on it.

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Cr0ck1 (Beagler)
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OH no here we go again.. havent pulled that one out in about 2 years.. lol Good call john.

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