I love killin' hogs... But that's probably because they remind me of my ex wife...
seriously, Is it me or does every single person i have met this past year have an "ex wife"? LOL.. Were a growing breed!
Not me!!!! :clap Happily married 41 years in May!!! PTL!!!
Are you serious? Doesn't get any better than a rack buck IMO
This forum needs some humor! Come on, get creative! :tung
How about this one - we invade a foreign country while our "pepsident" fiddles in latin america!
:rockon
Not me! How about we STOP invaders from crossing our borders instead!!!! (Maybe include not letting 'him' back in?)
I'm not divorced, Lord knows I keep giving her plenty of good reasons to. she's got a free pass to heaven for putting up with and standing by me.
I'm at 24years and they have been the happiest 2 years of my life. 
Been with my future ex-wife for 23.5 years! Got me one made in Korea, didn't really think it would last this long, but the quality is better than some think. Been tempted to trade her in on a newer model, but really can't afford the payments!
