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									SECRET ROOM - Florida Outdoors Hunting &amp; Fishing Forum				            </title>
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                        <title>Bout tired</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/bout-tired/</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2015 09:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Bout tired if this forum. Its been up for bout id say 6 years or more. And i never wanted to pound this forum with advertisements or popups.But i swear to the good lord, im tired of cheap pe...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bout tired if this forum. Its been up for bout id say 6 years or more. And i never wanted to pound this forum with advertisements or popups.<br><br>But i swear to the good lord, im tired of cheap people. I mean really 25 bucks a year is too much? Or even less 10 bucks for a sticker is to much?<br><br>We got like what 16k members and a big <br>facebook page. <br><br>We only sold 8 stickers!! I didnt even come close to breaking even.<br>Put out $900 in shirts 4 years ago and still have some. Actually gave most of them away cause it was taking up room. Even if i sell the last 3 i still didnt break even.<br><br>Every year i threw a forum bbq. It cost me bout 4-500 a year for beer, food, ect.<br><br>Oh everyone would drive from all over the state, waste gas, and come enjoy the free party. Dont get me wrong i loved it.<br><br>I mean if everyone would buy 1 less 6pack of beer a year they could buy a sticker. But no. <br><br>I feel like none cares bout the forum cause i pay for it out of my pocket, Gary hosts it for free! <br>I havent worked in 70 days. Prob cant make the mortgage payment this month, but i still keep the forum up.<br><br>I receive tons of pms bout people crying how they dont like anothet member, then im dealing with it on my time. <br><br>Next year theres gonna be big changes.<br><br>Do yall know we are the ONLY forum this big that does NOT have popups and bombarded with ads? Thats how those guys make money! <br><br>Theres gonna be big changes next year. <br><br>Sorry guys. This is in no way directed towards the contributers. <br>I just put it here cause i couldnt put on the public forum cause it would stir up a pot of cluster fuuck.<br>Just had to vent.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>Cr0ck1 (Beagler)</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Contributers and admins please read!!</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/contributers-and-admins-please-read/</link>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2015 11:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Just to give you guys a heads up unless people or members are paying members they are not allowed to advertise any commercial sales on this forum.In particular gobblegetter  he puts up posts...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Just to give you guys a heads up unless people or members are paying members they are not allowed to advertise any commercial sales on this forum.<br><br>In particular gobblegetter  he puts up posts of his knives and yes they are very nice but he also sells them in the background and that is not allowed unless he is a paid member or a contributor I asked him one time if he wanted to become a contributor and he said no and called me greedy and I told him well I'll make a trade with you you could just give me some knives I can raffle off and give away and you could become a contributor and he had told me no and call me greedy. <br>The money he makes off of one knife would be able to get us shirts or maybe help pay people to move things along faster on the forum but he chose not to so it's just a heads up you guys are paid contributors you guys contribute to the form no one should be on here making money off of us especially if you're not contributing.<br>Now anyone to come on here and sell their personal things like guns are hunting stuff whatever because it's not commercial sales it's not mass-produced and it's not to make a lot of money is just to sell some leftover stuff from hunting season that's no problem. when someone comes on here specifically to make money and sell things I have a problem with that.<br><br>Just letting everyone know to keep an eye out and please remember was discussed in this secret room stays between moderators and contributors.<br><br>Thx!]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>Cr0ck1 (Beagler)</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Contributers</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/contributers/</link>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2015 12:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Whats up guys!Any contributers who still havent paid the yearly contribution it was due Jan 1st.If you still want to be a contributer please dont forget! Just a reminder!Thx guys.]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Whats up guys!<br><br>Any contributers who still havent paid the yearly contribution it was due Jan 1st.<br><br>If you still want to be a contributer please dont forget! <br><br>Just a reminder!<br><br>Thx guys.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>Cr0ck1 (Beagler)</dc:creator>
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                        <title>A couple of good pics</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/a-couple-of-good-pics/</link>
                        <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2014 13:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[How about a thread of just unusual or funny pictures.  Good Luck :saluting]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[How about a thread of just unusual or funny pictures.  Good Luck<br><br> :saluting]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>Bossman</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Poor Hillary</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/poor-hillary/</link>
                        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[A reporter asked Bill Clinton today,&quot;How is Hillary&#039;s head?&quot;Bill replied,&quot;Well, she&#039;s no Monica...&quot;]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[A reporter asked Bill Clinton today,"How is Hillary's head?"<br><br>Bill replied,"Well, she's no Monica..."]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>GoodOyster</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Is this a good price on this reel?</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/is-this-a-good-price-on-this-reel/</link>
                        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
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                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/SHIMANO-CURADO-200E5-BRAND-NEW-OUT-BOX-7-BEARINGS-BAITCASTING-REEL-/170765279668?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&amp;hash=item27c26761b4#ht_500wt_1287">http://www.ebay.com/itm/SHIMANO-CURADO-200E5-BRAND-NEW-OUT-BOX-7-BEARINGS-BAITCASTING-REEL-/170765279668?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&amp;hash=item27c26761b4#ht_500wt_1287</a>]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>Iluv2hunt</dc:creator>
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                        <title>We aint done</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/we-aint-done/</link>
                        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 19:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[shit in this section for a while figured I would pick it up a little. I have been a little slow but it is picking up now thank goodness. Hoping for a busy season I sure could use it. Not tha...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[shit in this section for a while figured I would pick it up a little. I have been a little slow but it is picking up now thank goodness. Hoping for a busy season I sure could use it. Not that I'm whinning or any thing because I do love my job. Any way just seeing what you guys are up to.<br><br>Talk soon MIke]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>trapper dan</dc:creator>
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                        <title>The Male Cycle</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/the-male-cycle/</link>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 18:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[The Male Cycle            When I was 13, I hoped one day I would have a girlfriend with            big tits.            When I was 17, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was        ...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Male Cycle<br><br><br>            When I was 13, I hoped one day I would have a girlfriend with<br>            big tits.<br><br><br>            When I was 17, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was<br>            no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest<br>            for life.<br><br><br>            In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too<br>            emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen,<br>            cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a<br>            girl with stability.<br><br><br>            When I was 21 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.<br>            She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.<br>            Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some<br>            excitement.<br><br><br>            When I was 24, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep<br>            up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling<br>            on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as<br>            often as happy.<br><br><br>            She was great fun initially and very energetic, but<br>            directionless.<br><br><br>            So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.<br><br>            When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet<br>            planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so<br>            ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.<br><br><br>            I am older and wiser now, and looking for a girl with big tits.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>GoodOyster</dc:creator>
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                        <title>World&#039;s Best Divorce Letter</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/worlds-best-divorce-letter/</link>
                        <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 15:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Dear Connie,I know the counselor said we shouldn&#039;t contact each other during our &quot;cooling off&quot; period, but I couldn&#039;t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I&#039;d never talk to you again. But...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Dear Connie,<br><br>I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.<br><br>Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.<br><br>She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial.<br><br>What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'm never really thought of that before.<br><br>I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.<br><br>Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.<br><br>Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."<br><br>Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.<br><br>And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.<br><br>If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.<br><br>Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is.<br><br>Love, Dan]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>GoodOyster</dc:creator>
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                        <title>This area is just to slow.</title>
                        <link>https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/this-area-is-just-to-slow/</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 15:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Haven&#039;t see this one in a while.]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Haven't see this one in a while.<br> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2bIeSbK61Q">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2bIeSbK61Q</a>]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/secret-room/">SECRET ROOM</category>                        <dc:creator>bodysnatcher</dc:creator>
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