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SN7k_YwfK-Q]]> LADIES ROOM EBOutdoors https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/shelbys-first-lake-okeechobee-bass/ https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/hiking-with/ Fri, 06 Sep 2013 14:07:01 +0000
Sent from my SPH-D710 using Tapatalk 2]]> LADIES ROOM spazhogdog https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/hiking-with/ https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/my-very-first-kill/ Sat, 09 Jul 2011 11:46:12 +0000 To start off the morning I forgot my trigger lock key....busted the lock so we were good to go. My bro had his 30-30 and I my .270. I found his hog and he stalk shot it. I gutted his kill.
Next, we flushed a bunch of hogs from the brush with the buggie. I aimed and fired on a large sow. Unfortunately my first shot was a gut shot and I was so excited that I pulled back the bolt on my .270 and jammed it and could not load another shot.
My bro gave me his 30-30. The sow could not have presented me with a better shot..she just stood there and let me sight in my shot with the open sights (the scope malfunctioned). Placed a perfect heart/lung shot and she walked about 20 yards and dropped dead.
We gutted her, threw her on ice and quartered her. By 11pm that night I had her butchered and placed on ice over night to drain.
Yesterday I made and ate the best damned pork roast I have ever tasted.
Talk about the extreme satisfaction about providing for your family. Even my girls loved the roast.

Check out the pic below.]]> LADIES ROOM Huntress80 https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/my-very-first-kill/ https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/my-wifes-first-fish/ Sun, 08 May 2011 19:18:09 +0000



Yep i am proud she did it all on her own.

She still will not go offshore with me. The airboat she can handle.]]> LADIES ROOM TerribleTed https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/my-wifes-first-fish/ https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/funny-one-ladies/ Sat, 19 Mar 2011 20:19:49 +0000
This is so funny I am crying! This was in my neighborhood newsletter this month.
Michelle (Roth)
The Letter


This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. The letter was named PC Magazine's 2007 Editors' Choice for best webmail-award-winning letter:

Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your "Always" maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills". Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from "Aunt Flo". Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women.
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... which
brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period".
Are you kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny, middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness - is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James?
FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua, and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong"?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending BS.
And that's a promise I will keep. Always...
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX]]> LADIES ROOM spazhogdog https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/funny-one-ladies/ https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/new-girl-from-pinellas-county/ Fri, 24 Dec 2010 11:24:49 +0000 LADIES ROOM redbike22 https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/new-girl-from-pinellas-county/ https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/a-study-conducted-by-uclas-dept-of-psychiatry/ Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:59:40 +0000
For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his :ahole while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject]]> LADIES ROOM bodysnatcher https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/a-study-conducted-by-uclas-dept-of-psychiatry/ https://beagleroutdoors.com/community/ladies-room/why-women-make-better-bow-hunters/ Tue, 14 Sep 2010 21:59:03 +0000
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